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Recruitment Talkie
This Talkie showcases the cutting edge technology of the Springfield Nuclear Powerplant! Please watch!
Nuclear Power: The Job of tomorrow...TODAY
Homer Simpson (Nuclear Safety Tech)
Q. Why choose a career in Nuclear Power instead chestnut roasting or begging?
A. Nuclear Power offers a way where you can keep your legs and have a bright future.
Q. What qualifications do you need to join the Springfield Nuclear Powerplant
A. You just need to be the first one to show up when the plant opens. I only have a high school education! Prior to working here I didn't even know what a Nuclear "Panner" Plant was.
Q. How do you prevent a meltdown?
A. A nuclear reactor is a lot like my partner. You just have to read the manual and press the right button
The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant has a Softball team!
As an employee of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, you have the opportunity to play on a championship Softball team! Play alongside employees such as Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs, Ken Griffey Jr., Steve Sax, Ozzie Smith, José Canseco, Don Mattingly, Darryl Strawberry and Mike Scioscia!
Perspective
“I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
- Homer Jay Simpson
